The Relevant Gentlemen's Society

Now, A good friend of mine came across the web page of the Relevant Gentlemen's Society and browsing their site came across their creed. Seeing that I am the winner of best and worst moustache of the June 2008 Ed/SED Stage, I feel it is my duty to report this to all. Although it may seem irrelevant to anything what so ever, is still very very entertaining. These are rules for any man with a moustache to live by. Provided by http://www.relevantgentlemanssociety.com/?page_id=2 (I promise next post may hold some relevant information...actually on second thought, I shouldn't promise that.)

Creed
As a member of the RELEVANT Gentleman’s Society, I dedicate my knowledge and skills to the advancement and betterment of mustache acceptance and human welfare.

I pledge:

To give my utmost to advancing mustache style, dignity and performance;

To participate in none but honest mustache enterprise;

To live and work according to the highest standards of mustache conduct;

To place service before profit, honor and standing of the mustache before personal advantage, and the public welfare of the mustache above all other considerations;

In humility and with need for Divine and Mustache Guidance, I make this pledge.

Canon 1.
A mustache wearer should refrain from conduct that is detrimental to the public.

Canon 2.
A mustache wearer should hold paramount the safety, health, and welfare of his mustache.

Canon 3.
A mustache wearer’s primary responsibility is to 1) God and 2) his mustache.

Canon 4.
A mustache wearer should promote the general welfare of all mustachekind.

Canon 5.
A mustache wearer should maintain the confidential nature of the mustache/wearer relationship.

Canon 6.
A mustache wearer should use care to avoid advertising or solicitation that is misleading or otherwise contrary to the public interest of mustaches.

Canon 7.
A mustache wearer should maintain professional integrity, fairness, and dignity when dealing with members of other facial hair choices.